11.17.08

fortunately

Posted in fun, offline at 10:42 pm by paul

Fortunately is the title of a book by Remy Charlip. Basically, it follows a day of the ups, down, narrow escapes and unlikely triumphs of the protagonist. Perhaps you remember it? If so, you have probably noticed the same sine wave making itself known in all parts of your life. It’s supposed to start with “fortunately,” but for example:

Unfortunately, Jacquie cracked the screen on her cell phone.

Fortunately, replacement screens are readily available.

Unfortunately, I only ordered the LCD, when I needed the glass as well.

Fortunately, those are available too.

Unfortunately, I already have the phone disassembled:

Fortunately, I have spare, unlocked phone available.

And so on …

11.04.08

sfpd

Posted in offline at 11:33 pm by paul

Dear SFPD:

Would you please turn off your helicopter and go home? It is late, and I would like to go to sleep.

Thanks.

nader

Posted in and yet true, politics, unbelievable at 9:51 pm by paul

Ralph Nader just went on national TV, on Fox, and asked whether Barack Obama would be (from memory here) “Uncle Sam or Uncle Tom to the corporate interests.”

Wow, Ralph. That was perhaps the most ridiculous thing I have heard this election, just a little head of Gov. Palin reading “all” of the newspapers.

It was nice knowing you.

class

Posted in and yet true, politics, unbelievable at 8:42 pm by paul

Well, I’ve got to give props to Senator McCain for a classy concession speech. It was refreshing after he fought a dirty, underhanded, over-wrought campaign of fear, distrust, division and on occasion, outright hatred.

John McCain is a flawed and better man than all that. Flawed in that he let Steve Schmidt listen to Karl Rove and drive his campaign, primarily by naming is running mate. Better in that he knew it was wrong, and conceded as much in his speech.

I can’t say the same about the crowd in front of him. Asked, “What more could I have done to win this election”, the crowd answered “Reverend Wright”. Well, that was the perfect reference to all the things that went wrong with his campaign: he listened to his advisers and let them over-ride his instincts, and that was his undoing.

On the “concession call” they pledged to work together. Here’s hoping they can pull it off.

bradley

Posted in politics at 7:08 pm by paul

There’s been a lot of talk abotu the “Bradley Effect“, a reference to Tom Bradley’s 1988 loss in the California gubernatorial race in spite of a substantial lead in various polls.

My personal instinct is that Barack Obama — facing the double problem of darker skin and a “foreign” name, would need a 7% edge in the polls nationwide to pull off an electoral college victory.

As of this evening, pollster.com reports a 7.6% edge in Mr. Obama’s favor:

Pollster.com as of 7:03 pm, PST

Pollster.com as of 7:03 pm, PST

Good-bye, Karl. It’s been real.

11.03.08

break

Posted in fun at 9:39 pm by paul

Taking a break from All Politics All the Time, I listened to an episode of Radiolab today, about songs that stick in your head. Even by the high standards of Radiolab, it’s an interesting take and touches on:

  • (newly) deaf people with songs stuck in their heads, and the psychoanalysis thereof
  • trying to write songs that stick in your head, via an interview with the author of the tunes from Schoolhouse Rock
  • The strangely cross-cultural nature of songs that stick in your head; including the popularity of country music in sub-Saharan Africa, and the appeal of the accordion in Afghanistan.

Give it a listen; it’s worth your time.

11.01.08

CKOI

Posted in and yet true, politics, unbelievable at 10:18 pm by paul

Our friends at CKOI in Montréal have just pulled a most marvelous prank, convincing Sarah Palin that she is speaking with Nicholas Sarkozy on the phone.

Initial reaction: well, anyone can get pranked.

After a painful listen, several things are remarkable about this:

  • she repeats her talking points to the President of France
  • she calls him “Niko”
  • she gushes over him the whole time
  • she ignores a reference to “Nailin’ Paylin’”, the Hustler-produced tribute porn
  • she glides past his reference to how hot his wife is — in bed
  • she misses two references to Canadian politicians (the Prime Minister of Canada and the Premier of Québec), both with the wrong names

I have been struggling while writing this to not hit the caps lock key. You may thank me now.

I wonder what portion of the American electorate will see this as I do (further evidence that she is not qualified for the office she is pursuing) and how many will see it as — well as something else. I can’t quite imagine what that something else is, but I’m sure they will find it.

Coverage is far and wide:

10.30.08

voting

Posted in politics at 6:43 pm by paul

Voting in the States — and particularly in California — means understanding a lot of issues well enough to give a thumbs up/down on them. The current crop of propositions in San Francisco is a little intimidating (and available after the jump).

I am not writing about the propositions (4 and 8) that limit individual freedom for no common gain. I’m writing about the campaign against proposition H. This campaign centers around the terror of our elected officials (in this case, County Supervisors) being able to take on a financial obligation in our name, without consulting us. This is indisputably not how we do things in California; all bond measures have to be passed at an election, and usually with a 2/3 majority.

What a friend of Jacquie’s pointed out is that this is completely normal north of the border. Elected officials at the provincial and federal levels routinely pass legislation that means that their government will run a deficit. This deficit is covered by … wait for it … issuing bonds.

So there is nothing new about governments issuing bonds without an election, particularly  in parliamentary democracies where elections are not scheduled. What is new is doing this at the municipal level.

I find it ironic that on the same ballot as H, there is E. Prop E “changes” the number of votes required to recall an elected official in San Francisco. It was placed on the ballot, as are many initiatives/propositions and including H, by the Board of Supervisors.

The “change” is that for most San Francisco districts, the number of signatures requires to recall someone would go up by 50 to 100%, if E were to pass.

I find it interesting that on the same ballot as the Supes are asking for new authority, they are asking that we diminish the primary check on that authority. That’s why I voted for H, and against E.

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10.18.08

late

Posted in Uncategorized at 8:50 pm by paul

I’m late answering this question from a friend north of the border:

What do you make of the current financial situation down in the States? I admit that I’m rather confused by what’s being proposed here, and where all the money went in the first place — did it simply go to line the pockets of the Wall Street financiers and investment bankers?

My opinion of the bailout/rescue situation varies by the hour, alternately gleeful and despondent that the self-named Masters of the Universe find themselves at the mercy of Congress and a skeptical electorate who at best have a cursory understanding of financial markets.

The first thing I think happened is that we decided that, as closely as we regulate the percentage of loans that we have to have on deposit, we don’t care at all what the composition of the loans is that we are supposedly securing with those deposits. As a result, everyone had carte blanche to lend money on any or no terms, resulting in the real estate bubble of the past several years.

During that bubble, a phenomenon of American real estate — the “securitization” of mortgages — that is ordinarily unremarkable comes home to roost. Mortgages aren’t owned by the banks that issue them, as is standard (but not uniform) in Canada. The banks that issue them bundle hem and turn around and sell them as an investment vehicle. As an example, a bank might tell investors they have made mortgages for 1000 people and 990 of them will manage to pay them back, guaranteeing investors some specific return on your investment over 30 years.

Trouble arises when our expectations about who can pay back the mortgages changes. Today, sub-prime mortgage “bundles” are worth as little as 20 cents on the dollar, because so many of the mortgagees lied (or were told to lie by the mortgage brokers the hooked them up with willing lenders) about their income or assets to qualify for the loans.

The proposal is to buy up these clearly lousy bundles of loans and hold on to them until the mortgagees pay them off or enough of the mortgages are in good enough shape that the bundles can be re-sold. The former is a rosy scenario in which the $700 B bailout turns into $1T or so. Most likely is that the government gets far less back in payments than the purchase price of the bundled loans and that a substantial portion of the $700 B is lost.

If we were to “let ‘em hang”, the markets for all sorts of instruments — like business loans — would dry up, and with businesses large and small unable to raise money via loans, investments dry up and presto, recession.

Finally, where did the money go in the first place? Well, everyone — a lot of people anyway — borrowed on the “equity” in their homes. Now that equity was mostly based on the speculative (as opposed to economic) value of homes. Anyway they bought SUVs, hot tubs, big screen TVs, anything they wanted. Now that the value of the homes has fallen as a result of the burst bubble, millions of homeowners are underwater on their mortgages at the same time as the sweetheart early part of their mortgages are over, and the bubble burst.

Wall Street “made” no small amount of money charging people points on the loans as they were being made. [It is common practice stateside to charge people an 'origination fee' of upwards of 1% of the loan amount and to roll that in to the loan.]

In the short term this had positive economic effects, all that consumer spending put a lot of people to work — at least partially affording their home payments. So in short, all the money went in to the pockets of retailers and manufacturers. They in turn borrowed (!) to build extra capacity to handle the new demand. Now they are stuck with loan payments they can’t make for infrastructure they don’t need and can’t sell.

10.05.08

pork

Posted in politics at 10:18 am by paul

As you many know, I’m a big fan of Frank Rich’s column. We’re on the same page politically and that makes his column easy for me to read. One of my favorite things about it is the links he sprinkles in to it.
So as I was reading this morning, he mentioned that everyone’s favorite bailout package Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 contains some pork for a rider to extend a small tax credit to bicycle commuters.

I tried to read the bill, at least the sections where I found the string “bicycle” but unfortunately it is written in what a technical person would call a diff. The diff utility was written to minimize the size of the diff files produced, readability be damned. Even so, a diff file can be relatively readable to a human, if you are familiar with or have access to the original.

However, since I am not that much of a policy wonk, I can’t easily locate the original. Here’s the relevant portion of the bill:

SEC. 211. TRANSPORTATION FRINGE BENEFIT TO BICYCLE
COMMUTERS.
(a) IN GENERAL.—Paragraph (1) of section 132(f)
is amended by adding at the end the following:
‘‘(D) Any qualified bicycle commuting re-
imbursement.’’.
(b) LIMITATIONONEXCLUSION.—Paragraph (2) of
section 132(f) is amended by striking ‘‘and’’ at the end
of subparagraph (A), by striking the period at the end
of subparagraph (B) and inserting ‘‘, and’’, and by adding
at the end the following new subparagraph:
‘‘(C) the applicable annual limitation in
the case of any qualified bicycle commuting re-
imbursement.’’.
(c) DEFINITIONS.—Paragraph (5) of section 132(f)
is amended by adding at the end the following:
‘‘(F) DEFINITIONS RELATEDTOBICYCLE
COMMUTINGREIMBURSEMENT.—
‘‘(i) QUALIFIEDBICYCLECOMMUTING
REIMBURSEMENT.—The term ‘qualified bi-
cycle commuting reimbursement’ means,
with respect to any calendar year, any em-
ployer reimbursement during the 15-month
period beginning with the first day of such
calendar year for reasonable expenses in-
curred by the employee during such cal-
endar year for the purchase of a bicycle
and bicycle improvements, repair, and stor-
age, if such bicycle is regularly used for
travel between the employee’s residence
and place of employment.
‘‘(ii) APPLICABLE ANNUAL LIMITA-
TION.—The term ‘applicable annual limita-
tion’ means, with respect to any employee
for any calendar year, the product of $20
multiplied by the number of qualified bicy-
cle commuting months during such year.
‘‘(iii) QUALIFIED BICYCLE COM-
MUTING MONTH.—The term ‘qualified bi-
cycle commuting month’ means, with re-
spect to any employee, any month during
which such employee—
‘‘(I) regularly uses the bicycle for
a substantial portion of the travel be-
tween the employee’s residence and
place of employment, and
‘‘(II) does not receive any benefit
described in subparagraph (A), (B),
or (C) of paragraph (1).’’.
(d) CONSTRUCTIVE RECEIPT OF BENEFIT.—Para-
graph (4) of section 132(f) is amended by inserting
‘‘(other than a qualified bicycle commuting reimburse-
ment)’’ after ‘‘qualified transportation fringe’’.
(e) EFFECTIVE DATE.—The amendments made by
this section shall apply to taxable years beginning after
December 31, 2008.

Whew! Since you read every last word of that, and are intimately familiar with section 132(f) (of what?), you know exactly what this means.

The diff . When legislation is written as a diff, this equation becomes self-evident:

legalese + diff = obfuscation

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